Brad Drake: The Reptilian Candidate
In a move that surprises absolutely no one, Brad Drake, affectionately known as "Drake the Snake," has announced his candidacy for District Three County Commissioner.
Drake, who was appointed to his position by Governor DeSantis after failing to secure an election victory, has become synonymous with controversy and questionable decision-making during his tenure.
It's no secret that Drake's appointment was more of a political maneuver by Governor DeSantis to wash his hands of the troublesome figure and pawn him off onto Walton County.
With sources from inside the governor's office openly admitting that Drake's appointment was akin to a game of tag – "You're it, Walton County!" – it's clear that Drake's candidacy is not born out of genuine public service, but rather political expediency.
Dubbed "Drake the Snake" for his slippery behavior and dubious alliances, Drake's track record speaks for itself.
He's almost single-handedly responsible for the controversial decision to give away our beaches, a move orchestrated by none other than the infamous Suzanne Harris.
With Harris pulling the strings behind the scenes, it's no wonder that Drake is being propped up for reelection – after all, who better to carry out her agenda than someone with a proven track record of capitulation?
While one might assume that Drake's lackluster performance and questionable ethics would make him an easy target for removal, the reality is far more complicated.
As an incumbent with eight years of experience in the state legislature, Drake possesses a certain level of political clout that cannot be underestimated.
Coupled with his knack for grandstanding and evading accountability, removing Drake from office may prove to be more challenging than anticipated.
However, the residents of Walton County are not without recourse.
It's imperative that they stand up and take action to prevent Drake the Snake from further wreaking havoc on their community.
Signing petitions, mobilizing grassroots campaigns, and actively opposing Drake's candidacy are crucial steps in reclaiming their beaches and safeguarding their future.
In the face of Drake's shameless political posturing and self-serving agenda, Walton County residents must remain vigilant.
They cannot afford to let Drake the Snake slither his way back into office unopposed. The time to act is now – before it's too late to undo the damage inflicted by Drake and his ilk.