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Introducing Three Hag Swag: The Criminal Rock Band of Walton County

Move over, Beatles. Step aside, Rolling Stones. There's a new band in town, and they're bringing a whole new meaning to the term "rock bottom."

Introducing Three Hag Swag, the brainchild of Cindy Meadows, Donna Johns, and Suzanne Harris – the infamous trio behind the grand theft of Walton County's beaches.

These three masterminds of mayhem have joined forces to form a band like no other.

But don't expect to catch them playing at your local beach – they've already stolen that gig.

Instead, you can find them jamming out in gas station parking lots across Walton County.Lead by the devious Suzanne Harris, Three Hag Swag promises to deliver a musical experience that's as criminal as it is cacophonous.

With Meadows on drums, Johns on bass, and Harris on lead vocals (and probably some shady background deals), this trio is sure to make waves – though hopefully not the kind that wash away more of our precious coastline.

While it's unclear how many fans will actually show up to their impromptu performances, one thing's for certain: Three Hag Swag is sure to be a hit behind bars.

After all, when you're facing federal indictment, what better way to pass the time than by rocking out with your fellow criminals?

So keep an eye out for announcements of Three Hag Swag's next gig – and if you happen to spot them at your local gas station, be sure to steer clear.

After all, you wouldn't want to get caught up in their criminal antics – or their off-key renditions of classic rock hits.

Free Hag Swag?

More like lock 'em up and throw away the key.

Sign the Petition to Take Back Our Beaches

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