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Dan Curry Sees a Huge Jump in Polls in District One Commissioner Race

So, in a very shocking turn of events, Dan Curry is scoring in the polls.

He's actually very optimistic that he might actually be able to challenge and even come close to winning.

Oh, wait……never mind, sorry, we were wrong.

Yeah, his numbers have actually gone down.

False alarm, we apologize for the headline.

Dan Curry is still a loser.

He’s certainly not the best pick and is probably heading for the biggest landslide loss ever.

We're sorry for any confusion this might have caused.

We understand if you don't want to read further.

Thank you for your patience, and our sincerest apologies for any undue excitement.


John Walton

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תגובה אחת

Apparently he's known as "Dickhead Dan" around Freeport.

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