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Dan Curry's Latest Act: Grass Clowns Lawn Care


In what can only be described as a plot twist of epic proportions, rumors are swirling that Walton County's favorite political punchline, Dan Curry, may be hanging up his hat—or should we say, his clown nose—and venturing into the world of lawn care.Yes, you heard it right.


The man who's made a name for himself as the county's resident jester is reportedly considering a career change that could see him trading in his political cap for a lawnmower and a pair of oversized shoes.


And he's not just dipping his toes into the landscaping business—he's diving in headfirst with a venture he's cleverly dubbed "Grass Clowns."


Picture this: instead of your average Joe showing up to mow your lawn, you'll be greeted by none other than a bona fide ass clown.


That's right, folks. Dan Curry is taking his clown act to the turf, promising to deliver lawn care services with a side of comedic flair.


But Grass Clowns isn't just your run-of-the-mill lawn care company. Oh no. With Dan Curry at the helm, you can expect a unique blend of slapstick humor and grass-cutting expertise.


Need your hedges trimmed? Dan's got it covered, complete with a hilarious pratfall or two.


Want your lawn aerated? Leave it to Dan to add a touch of whimsy to the process.


And let's not forget the special emphasis Grass Clowns will place on catering to the needs of washed-up political hacks in need of a little yard work therapy.


Because who better to understand the struggles of dodging subpoenas and search warrants than Dan Curry himself?


So if you find yourself in need of a laugh—and maybe a little lawn maintenance—look no further than Grass Clowns Lawn Care. Call Dan Curry today and prepare to be entertained, one blade of grass at a time.

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Of all the people in Walton County, Dan Curry, is truly an outstanding citizen and supporter of what is good and right. What a shameful article to write degrading such a fine man. Although "John Walton" may refer to himself as a voice from the people of Walton, I find it untruthful. John Walton is one single person writing disparaging comment which is neither right nor good for anyone.

Whoever this so-called "John Walton" is, the fact you can't use your real name shows your lack integrity and honesty. Good will always prevail... I do hope whoever you are (John Walton) you will reconsider your disparaging and negative writings and think more about the good of Walton Co and t…

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